Shear Madness Play Script Upd __exclusive__ May 2026

If you are producing Shear Madness in 2025, you cannot use a 1987 script. The jokes will land with a thud, and the audience will feel like they are watching a museum piece.

in early 2025 due to low ticket sales. Despite this, it holds the Guinness World Record for the longest-running non-musical play in U.S. history. Las Vegas Sun The Script's Unique "Living" Structure The play’s script, adapted by Marilyn Abrams and Bruce Jordan from the German play Scherenschnitt shear madness play script upd