Cook Burgers Script ((top)) -

The chaos agent currently trying to cook a fire extinguisher. A blocky NPC with zero patience. [SCENE START] EXT. THE RESTAURANT - DAY

No! Put that down! The Burger-o’-meter is already judging us. Look at the customer! He’s been waiting since Tuesday! (Speech bubble appears) “I don’t have all day. 😡” (Panicked) Cook Burgers Script

"Here’s the trick: don’t overwork the meat. Press it together just until it holds its shape. Make the patty slightly wider than your bun—it will shrink as it cooks. Then press a shallow dimple in the center with your thumb. This prevents the burger from puffing up into a meatball." The chaos agent currently trying to cook a fire extinguisher